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　オレは高校生シェル芸人 sudo 新一。幼馴染で同級生の more 利蘭と遊園地に遊びに行って、黒ずくめの男の怪しげな rm -rf / 現場を目撃した。端末をみるのに夢中になっていた俺は、背後から近づいてきたもう１人の --no-preserve-root オプションに気づかなかった。俺はその男に毒薬を飲まされ、目が覚めたら・・・ OS のプリインストールから除かれてしまっていた！

『 sudo がまだ $PATH に残っていると奴らにバレたら、また命を狙われ、他のコマンドにも危害が及ぶ』

　上田博士の助言で正体を隠すことにした俺は、 which に名前を聞かれて、とっさに『gnuplot』と名乗り、奴らの情報をつかむために、父親がシェル芸人をやっている蘭の $HOME に転がり込んだ。ところが、このおっちゃん・・・とんだヘボシェル芸人で、見かねた俺はおっちゃんになりかわり、持ち前の権限昇格能力で、次々と難タスクを解決してきた。おかげで、おっちゃんは今や世間に名を知られた名エンジニア、俺はといえばシェル芸 bot のおもちゃに逆戻り。クラスメートの convert や ojichatや textimg にお絵かきコマンドと誤解され少年ワンライナーお絵かき団を結成させられる始末。

　ではここで、博士が作ってくれたメカを紹介しよう。最初は時計型麻酔 kill 。ふたについた照準器にあわせてエンターを押せば、麻酔シグナルが飛び出し、プロセスを瞬時に sleep させることができる。次に、蝶ネクタイ型 banner 。裏についているダイヤルを調整すれば、ありとあらゆる大きさのメッセージを標準出力できる。必殺のアイテムなら fork 力増強シューズ。電気と磁力で足を刺激し、 :(){ :|:& };: でプロセステーブ

PostgreSQL is Enough

Background and Cron Jobs

Code is clean if it can be understood easily – by everyone on the team. Clean code can be read and enhanced by a developer other than its original author. With understandability comes readability, changeability, extensibility and maintainability.

General rules

Follow standard conventions.
Keep it simple stupid. Simpler is always better. Reduce complexity as much as possible.
Boy scout rule. Leave the campground cleaner than you found it.
Always find root cause. Always look for the root cause of a problem.

Design rules

Go - The Ultimate Folder Structure

Organizing your Go (Golang) project's folder structure can help improve code readability, maintainability, and scalability. While there is no one-size-fits-all structure, here's a common folder structure for a Go project:

project-root/
    ├── cmd/
    │   ├── your-app-name/
    │   │   ├── main.go         # Application entry point
    │   │   └── ...             # Other application-specific files

Office 2021

Method 1: Using my command line

Step 1.1: Open cmd program with administrator rights.

First, you need to open cmd in the admin mode, then run all commands below one by one.

Step 1.2: Get into the Office directory in cmd.

For x86 and x64

cd /d %ProgramFiles(x86)%\Microsoft Office\Office16
cd /d %ProgramFiles%\Microsoft Office\Office16

How to update the Go version

System: Debian/Ubuntu/Fedora. Might work for others as well.

1. Uninstall the exisiting version

As mentioned here, to update a go version you will first need to uninstall the original version.

To uninstall, delete the /usr/local/go directory by:

	#Requires -Version 7

	# Version 1.3.7

	# Cross-platform PowerShell profile based on https://devblogs.microsoft.com/powershell/optimizing-your-profile/

	# check if newer version
	$gistUrl = 'https://api.github.com/gists/a4e366e6b01f0b70eae90557dfc9d21d'
	$latestVersionFile = [System.IO.Path]::Combine("$HOME", '.latest_profile_version')
	$versionRegEx = '# Version (?<version>\d+\.\d+\.\d+)'

	deb http://deb.debian.org/debian buster main contrib non-free
	deb-src http://deb.debian.org/debian buster main contrib non-free

	deb http://deb.debian.org/debian buster-updates main contrib non-free
	deb-src http://deb.debian.org/debian buster-updates main contrib non-free

	deb http://deb.debian.org/debian buster-backports main contrib non-free
	deb-src http://deb.debian.org/debian buster-backports main contrib non-free

	deb http://security.debian.org/debian-security/ buster/updates main contrib non-free

	<?php
	function elapsed_time($timestamp, $precision = 2) {
	$time = time() - $timestamp;
	$a = array('decade' => 315576000, 'year' => 31557600, 'month' => 2629800, 'week' => 604800, 'day' => 86400, 'hour' => 3600, 'min' => 60, 'sec' => 1);
	$i = 0;
	foreach($a as $k => $v) {
	$$k = floor($time/$v);
	if ($$k) $i++;
	$time = $i >= $precision ? 0 : $time - $$k * $v;
	$s = $$k > 1 ? 's' : '';